This one is from Kris:
"My mother in law always came up with the worst things to say. When I was pregnant with my second living child she told me she couldn't get excited about the pregnancy because I had lost two of her other grandchildren."
Lady, did you know that you just insulted your grandchild's MOTHER? She is the keeper of your grandchild. You are clearly an ogre who lives in the forest and makes candles from your own earwax. Have fun making those snide comments. Someday you'll be the kid's second favorite grandmother, unless there are step parents, in which case you'll be third or fourth.