This gem of a facebook message was sent to my husband from his longtime friend and former roommate:
Hey. I have some big news. My girlfriend of five minutes and I are pregnant. It's quite unexpected, but we're really happy and feel like this is the right time. Did I mention we're really happy?! I know I live life like a college student and can barely remember to cut my toenails, but we're having a baby. Ha! Ha! We're so excited.
Your friend who's avoided you for the past four months