And I will make literally dozens of dollars.
I made the mistake of clicking on the Mariah Carey ALL ABOUT THE BABIESSS!!! issue and now I feel sick. And also angry. I'm sangry! Why does there have to be any pregnant women ... anywhere... ever?
I wish I had a preggo ad blocker. It would block all mention of pregnancy on the web. It would also block all happiness and smiling people.
The only stories left would be sad and shriveled and wonderful, like my soul.
P.S. Can you tell I have my period?
Over and out,